- Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives!!
- Q: What is Zinc?
A: That's what
you do if you can't Zwim.
- Two sodium atoms were walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my goodness, I think I've lost
an electron!" "Are you sure?" asks his companion. "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm
positive."
- Stephen
Wright: “I bought some powdered
water, but I don't know what to add to it!”
